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Well howdy y'all, welcome to the place where this is. There is a possibility that invisible wonders exist somewhere on this page, but I really can't be sure. Oh where are my manners - did you want some sweet tea or a cold pop?



If I were in your shoes (and it's exceedingly likely that I am), I'd say it would be best to consider this page a living museum of what bad placeholders looked like in the early to mid-nineties.
Nah, that shit was way better. Check out the rad formatting below (I made it my skelf!):

italics!

bolds!

underlinez!

WEB 2.0*

* probably not an actual feature of "WEB 2.0", also if that isn't blinking you're not doing it right.


Here are some awesome links to other completely content rich sites, I'm probably reading them now:
Luxx's place
lm13700 everything you ever wanted to know



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